Down on the Farm

(by Jordan Eastman and Ande Alverez)

Got a bunch of chickens down on the farm
Down on the farm, down on the farm
Got a bunch of chickens down on the farm
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'

Got a bunch of cows down on the farm
Down on the farm, down on the farm
Got a bunch of cows down on the farm
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'

Momma's cooking pie down on the farm
Down on the farm, down on the farm
Momma's cooking pie down on the farm
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'

Daddy's making moonshine down on the farm
Down on the farm, down on the farm
Daddy's making moonshine down on the farm
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'

Gramma's cooking meth down on the farm
Down on the farm, down on the farm
Gramma's cooking meth down on the farm
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'

You could see the flames for miles around
Down on the farm, down on the farm
You could see the flames for miles around
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'

Quack, quack, quack!
Moo, moo, moo!
Cluck, cluck, cluck and a cocka-doodle-do!
Down on the farm, down on the farm
Down on the farm in Louisiana, down on the farm in Louisian'
Quack, quack, quack!
Moo, moo, moo!
Stir up the meth and a BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
There goes my arm, there goes the farm
Ain't no farm in Louisiana, no more farm in Louisian'
I'll miss that farm in Louisiana, there ain't no farm in Louisian'